gamers dont take hot showers
they take -y ones
Don’t tell them. Don’t you dare tell them.
when you need to cough in an exam but you’ve already coughed like twice so you just sit there suffocating
Jemma Simmons + Ties
lost girl meme: [2/6] characters » Hale Santiago
↳ “What’s a siren?” “A douchebag who wears stupid hats.”
Listen Mott… She wasn’t right for you.
grandmoms are precious and must be protected at all costs
i told her i was posting this on tumblr and she said “let me know how many hits i get!!!” so just watch this and make an old woman happy
Pleasant grandmothers are treasures and i want 100 of them