January 2011
117 posts
I left my headphones in the car...
… and I’m going insane.
Arisa is so loud in everything she does. I want to shove cotton balls in my ears, and then put ear muffs on. Her chewing, her breathing, her everything. I’MA CUT SOMEONE. :O
Her breathing while going to sleep is like… each breathe is a loud sigh/moan sound, and it’s so distracting! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH. SAM HOW DID YOU PUT UP WITH THIS FOR...
LOL
Me talking to Sam: Oh no they didn’t!
Arisa from the other room: … oh yes they did.
So, Sam just gave me this wonderful, long drawn out analogy involving Zelda and Mario, and Peach and whatnot. But in the end, I got a little confused but it ended with pizza, so it’s all good.
“It’s confirmed. I’m brilliant.”
– Sam
“Great! I’m done! I’m tired as heck! If heck was ever tired,...”
– Samantha Mark
"Want to hear a joke about my cock? actually,...
exceedinglypeculiar:
Want to hear a joke about my vagina? Actually, nevermind you won’t get it.
The awkward moment when you step to the side to...
meteoritecrater:
musiquebox:
It’s more awkward when you try and do this in a car.
“When someone is crying, of course, the noble thing to do is to comfort them. But...”
–
Lemony Snicket. (via brittzz)
Except, of course, when the person crying is a girl. Then you NEVER know what they really want. xD
kobean asked: i like your darren posts, a lot, dude. :P
kobean asked: i like your darren posts, a lot, dude. :P
People who chew with their mouth open.
coconutkelcie:
*coughphillipcough*
